some of you have never had a good enough personality to get close enough to a Taurus/Virgo/Capricorn to understand they’re not boring and it shows
if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living
some of you never got repeatedly and profoundly disappointed by a creator that you used to look up to a lot and it shows
I will always be more interested in a story with dragons than a story about a young man with no direction in life who goes to (insert city here) to “Find himself.” Like…the dragon story can still have finding yourself, but it will also have dragons. Yeah you’ll find yourself in brooklyn but how many dragons will you find in brooklyn? How many, Chad?
Girls don’t want boyfriends, they want live action How To Train Your Dragon movies
I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.
i usually hate true crime documetary type things bc theyre all “lets get into the MIND of the serial killer…. tortured soul” or whatever but i like the buzzfeed unsolved stuff bc theyre just like “what a freak lmao”